First Post

Okay. This is my first post. No duh. You readers already knew that. I probably should say something witty or funny. Well, I fall a lot. I've had some pretty bad or even one could venture to say EPIC falls. Not like metaphorically or whatever. Not into that kind of metaphorical drama...sorta not. Anyways...I legitimately and physically fall. It is a skill I have acquired after much practice and I do it with much precision. My art of falling seems almost graceful. Who else can sprint across the courtyard of a public school in heels, while carrying a cake, in the middle of freezing February, and so carefully find the GAPING HOLE that the school has not cared to fill in, locate it with my big toe and somehow take a leap of faith (praying that I survive) and also take a calm fly through the air? Yeah, don't let me get you wrong; flying is pretty cool, the wind in your hair, and all that nonsense--What I don't get is how any of the superheroes that we watch movies about and buy tacky memorabilia for has never choked on a fly (like the buzz buzz kind) while flying at the speed of light? So besides the bug part, flying is awesome. It's the landing part that I'm always worried about. I haven't quite gotten that part down yet. And it's safe to say that I've probably donated several pints of blood to my dear mother (Earth). I've also been responsible for using up my house's supply--probably Walmart's too--of band-aids, gauzes, and antibacterial ointment. Oh and also responsible for some grossed out friends...and most likely mortified readers.

If you're still reading this by now, that's pretty cool. That makes me really happy...What's wrong with you people? Escape now, while you still can! Just kidding. So when I'm not flying and then subsequently making a great scene of falling, I'm going to school. But when I don't do either of those things, I'm probably having a life. But when I do none of the above, I might have a pen--my greatest weapon--and some paper. I write stuff. Sometimes I start a new project/story/idea/book/one-page-of-a-half-hearted-attempt, and I never finish. But if do get to put all my thoughts down, I feel pretty accomplished.

So if you're not into reading some of my amateur writings, that's fine, this blog isn't for you. But if you are, thanks for reading, and I hope to keep you entertained, and on the edge of your chairs (hahaha, this way you'll fall too! kidding, again).

--Doctor Aubs