W.W.O.A.--Wise Words of Aubrey Rule # 2

Following rule number one, comes rule number two. Imagine that. And once again, if you come up with any suggestions for a rule that should be included, comment below.

Rule #2:

Don’t play with fire.

            Self-explanatory, but I’ll provide an example. When I was little I was messing around with my cousins playing with some bottle rockets and matches. And long story short, we accidentally burnt down a church and my dad donated some stained-glassed windows and…just kidding that’s from The Last Song.

            You don’t want to turn out like Patient X and not have eyebrows for a month. My mom, I mean Patient X lit the grill incorrectly and the flames scorched those suckers right off. But if the pyromaniac desire builds up inside of you like a hot oil fire, you might as well burn something.