Starting Something New--Wise Words of Aubrey

Hey all right, a friend suggested I do this, so I'm making a book, or rather a list at this point of some rules or advice. Basically random, but funny, maybe even useful. I'll be posting the advice/rules for this new project one at a time.

If you have any suggestions for a piece of advice/rule I should include, please add it in the comments below.

Rule #1:

Do not read this book.

            Like seriously. If you haven’t gotten far already put this down. Immediately. Or throw it away in the nearest garbage can. You can’t say I didn’t warn you. You might just have to subject your poor, little, innocent mind to some of the most embarrassing and painful stories, ever. Occasionally I may refer to the subjects in this text as Patient X, as to not cause them any further humiliation. Better yet, if you’re a pyromaniac like me, BURN IT!! And that takes us to the next bit of advice.

which you'll just have to wait for....